sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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