I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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