i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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