after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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