Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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