i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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