Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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