their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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