Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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