One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Randomize
