No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
True college students do jello shots in the library
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