Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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