I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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