I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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