Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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