This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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