I got her a Nickelback box set.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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