I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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