I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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