If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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