I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
its not stalking. its research.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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