Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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