Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
