Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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