Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
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