This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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