you thought your balls were fighting each other...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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