Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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