Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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