That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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