Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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