Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
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