So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's just like the Real World with babies
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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