so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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