Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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