do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Blood and glitter go together right?
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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