My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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