I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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