Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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