Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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