theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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