I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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