Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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