he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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