Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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