Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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