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go home
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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