the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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