i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
handjob tips. give me some.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
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