So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
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After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
pray to the hookup gods
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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