just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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