he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dick very happy bro
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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