things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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