I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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